Sgt. Sargenti
The Mad Scientist Of Maui
Raised in a Catholic convent where he was fed only corndogs, Grapenuts ™, Malt-O-Meal ®, and uncooked rice, Sergeant Robert Sargenti escaped in desperation at the ripe age of 6.
He then began tinkering with circuitry, gizmos, whatchamacallits, thingamajigs, and doohickies. You may now rent these bizarre devices from him in an effort to help support this poor man's sick habits and morally depraved endeavors.